1 00:00:08,862 --> 00:00:10,000 Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:10,103 --> 00:00:11,724 Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:11,827 --> 00:00:13,000 I can't hear you. 4 00:00:13,103 --> 00:00:14,931 Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:15,034 --> 00:00:18,103 ♪ Ooh! 6 00:00:18,206 --> 00:00:20,137 ♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪ 7 00:00:20,241 --> 00:00:22,172 ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪ 8 00:00:22,275 --> 00:00:23,965 ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪ 9 00:00:24,068 --> 00:00:26,034 ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪ 10 00:00:26,137 --> 00:00:27,965 ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪ 11 00:00:28,068 --> 00:00:29,724 ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪ 12 00:00:29,827 --> 00:00:31,965 ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪ 13 00:00:32,068 --> 00:00:33,965 ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants!♪Ready? 14 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:35,965 ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! 15 00:00:36,068 --> 00:00:38,241 ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! 16 00:00:38,344 --> 00:00:40,103 ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! 17 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:43,689 ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! 18 00:00:50,896 --> 00:00:55,448 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 19 00:00:55,551 --> 00:00:59,103 and NICKELODEON 20 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:18,586 Oh, no, I lost my pen. 21 00:01:18,689 --> 00:01:20,000 You can borrow mine. 22 00:01:20,103 --> 00:01:21,241 Thanks. 23 00:01:21,344 --> 00:01:23,793 I lost something once. 24 00:01:23,896 --> 00:01:28,620 I lost something I couldn't live without... 25 00:01:28,724 --> 00:01:29,862 My identity. 26 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:32,275 So anyway, thanks for the pen. 27 00:01:32,379 --> 00:01:33,896 No problem, hon. 28 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,206 It all started last week... Monday morning to be exact... 29 00:01:37,310 --> 00:01:40,586 The day I lost my identity. 30 00:01:40,689 --> 00:01:42,655 I got to go. 31 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:49,620 Good morning, world, and all who inhabit it. 32 00:01:49,724 --> 00:01:51,586 Awk! Gary, help! I can't see. 33 00:01:51,689 --> 00:01:52,758 Gary! 34 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:54,689 Gary, are you there? 35 00:01:57,482 --> 00:01:59,586 Gary? Gary, buddy? 36 00:01:59,689 --> 00:02:01,620 I need you to be my eyes, okay? 37 00:02:01,724 --> 00:02:03,586 Am I near the bathroom? 38 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:12,379 Gary? Gary? Gar? 39 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,034 Gary. 40 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:20,689 Now that my horrific incident of terror is over 41 00:02:20,793 --> 00:02:21,827 how 'bout some breakfast? 42 00:02:21,931 --> 00:02:24,482 ♪ The most important meal of the day ♪ 43 00:02:24,586 --> 00:02:27,586 ♪ Serving it up Gary's way... pop! ♪ 44 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,068 Enjoy, buddy. 45 00:02:29,172 --> 00:02:32,241 Mmm. You know, I've been feeding this to Gary for years 46 00:02:32,344 --> 00:02:34,000 and I don't even know what it tastes like. 47 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,034 Bleah! 48 00:02:39,137 --> 00:02:40,275 Bleah! 49 00:02:40,379 --> 00:02:41,620 Bleah! 50 00:02:41,724 --> 00:02:43,413 What is it, Peterson? 51 00:02:43,517 --> 00:02:44,724 I'm not sure. 52 00:02:44,827 --> 00:02:46,724 I feel... a disturbance. 53 00:02:46,827 --> 00:02:49,034 That was the worst thing I've ever tasted. 54 00:02:49,137 --> 00:02:52,000 Oh, well, at least I'll never have to do it again. 55 00:02:52,103 --> 00:02:53,275 Barnacles! 56 00:02:53,379 --> 00:02:55,793 All these shenanigans made me late for work. 57 00:02:57,448 --> 00:02:58,896 Uh-oh. 58 00:02:59,793 --> 00:03:01,448 All right. 59 00:03:03,758 --> 00:03:05,068 Hi, SpongeBob. 60 00:03:05,172 --> 00:03:06,379 Hi, Patrick. 61 00:03:07,793 --> 00:03:08,793 ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la 62 00:03:08,896 --> 00:03:10,482 ♪ La-la-la-la la-la-la-la-lah ♪ 63 00:03:10,586 --> 00:03:12,344 ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-lah 64 00:03:12,448 --> 00:03:13,827 ♪ La-la-la-la la-la-la ♪ 65 00:03:13,931 --> 00:03:15,758 ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la 66 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,655 ♪ La-la-la-la la-la-la... ♪ 67 00:03:17,758 --> 00:03:18,896 Wait a minute. 68 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,965 When exactly did you lose your identity? 69 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:22,620 Yeah, and who's Patrick? 70 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:25,379 Why did you eat Snail-Po? 71 00:03:25,482 --> 00:03:26,724 Have patience, good people. 72 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:28,827 A great story can't be rushed. 73 00:03:28,931 --> 00:03:31,586 However, I willskip ahead to The Krusty Krab. 74 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:34,137 Order up! 75 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:39,655 One Krabby Patty, grilled with the fiery warmth 76 00:03:39,758 --> 00:03:41,482 of my beating heart. Enjoy. 77 00:03:41,586 --> 00:03:42,620 Thanks. 78 00:03:42,724 --> 00:03:43,724 Uh... 79 00:03:45,206 --> 00:03:46,275 Oh. 80 00:03:46,379 --> 00:03:47,655 Is there a problem? 81 00:03:47,758 --> 00:03:49,862 Well, you really should be wearing a name tag 82 00:03:49,965 --> 00:03:51,655 so I can thank you properly. 83 00:03:51,758 --> 00:03:53,620 While it is against my philosophy 84 00:03:53,724 --> 00:03:55,206 to disagree with a customer 85 00:03:55,310 --> 00:03:58,724 I must point out that I am, in fact, wearing a name tag... 86 00:03:58,827 --> 00:04:00,931 right here. 87 00:04:03,793 --> 00:04:04,793 Huh? 88 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:12,862 Uh... SpongeBob. 89 00:04:12,965 --> 00:04:14,310 Oh, Squidward, it's terrible. 90 00:04:14,413 --> 00:04:17,448 It's the most terrible thing that's ever happened to me. 91 00:04:17,551 --> 00:04:18,862 I lost my name tag. 92 00:04:21,827 --> 00:04:23,931 Pourquoi?! 93 00:04:24,034 --> 00:04:25,620 SpongeBob, take it easy. 94 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,275 I'm sure you can get a new one. 95 00:04:27,379 --> 00:04:29,862 But I don't want a new one, Squidward. 96 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:31,896 My name tag is out there somewhere. 97 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,551 Lost... Hungry... 98 00:04:33,655 --> 00:04:35,000 Who will help it? 99 00:04:35,103 --> 00:04:36,183 What if someone's using it? 100 00:04:38,448 --> 00:04:39,965 All right, nobody move! 101 00:04:40,068 --> 00:04:42,275 This is a bank robbery! 102 00:04:42,379 --> 00:04:44,413 Attica! 103 00:04:46,482 --> 00:04:47,827 I'm innocent, I tell ya. 104 00:04:50,793 --> 00:04:52,758 Wow... Ooh... 105 00:04:52,862 --> 00:04:53,758 Squidward, what happened? 106 00:04:53,862 --> 00:04:55,310 Huh? Oh, you fainted 107 00:04:55,413 --> 00:04:57,206 because you lost your name tag or something. 108 00:04:58,620 --> 00:04:59,620 Huh? 109 00:05:02,172 --> 00:05:04,724 SpongeBob, will you get ahold of yourself? 110 00:05:04,827 --> 00:05:06,827 Since when is losing your name tag 111 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:08,068 the end of the world? 112 00:05:08,172 --> 00:05:09,793 Attention, all employees! 113 00:05:09,896 --> 00:05:11,344 Just a quick heads-up, boys. 114 00:05:11,448 --> 00:05:14,448 There's going to be a surprise uniform inspection 115 00:05:14,551 --> 00:05:15,758 in one hour. 116 00:05:15,862 --> 00:05:19,103 Anyone who doesn't pass, gets the boot. 117 00:05:21,275 --> 00:05:22,517 This boot, to be exact. 118 00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:23,758 It's very stinky 119 00:05:23,862 --> 00:05:24,907 and you have to wear it all day. 120 00:05:24,931 --> 00:05:26,103 See you in an hour. 121 00:05:31,068 --> 00:05:33,068 SpongeBob, if you really want 122 00:05:33,172 --> 00:05:36,827 to find your name tag, just retrace your steps. 123 00:05:36,931 --> 00:05:39,172 Retrace my steps? 124 00:05:39,275 --> 00:05:40,931 Squidward, you're a genius. 125 00:05:41,034 --> 00:05:42,310 Huh. Huh. A genius. 126 00:05:42,413 --> 00:05:44,965 Well, I don't know about that, but... 127 00:05:45,068 --> 00:05:47,000 Cover me till I get back, okay? 128 00:05:47,103 --> 00:05:48,310 Oh, sure, sure. 129 00:05:48,413 --> 00:05:50,793 A genius. Well, how about.... Hey! 130 00:05:50,896 --> 00:05:52,000 Let's see. 131 00:05:52,103 --> 00:05:53,383 If I'm going to retrace my steps 132 00:05:53,413 --> 00:05:55,655 I got to remember everything I did this morning. 133 00:05:55,758 --> 00:05:56,862 Hi, SpongeBob. 134 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,275 Oh, hi, Patrick. 135 00:05:58,379 --> 00:06:00,413 You said hi to me this morning, right? 136 00:06:00,517 --> 00:06:01,413 As I do every morning. 137 00:06:01,517 --> 00:06:03,103 Well, I need you to do it again. 138 00:06:03,206 --> 00:06:05,448 That wasn't part of the deal, Squarepants. 139 00:06:05,551 --> 00:06:07,793 Patrick, what are you talking about? 140 00:06:07,896 --> 00:06:10,034 My hellos aren't just some tape recording 141 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,448 that you can rewind and play over and over. 142 00:06:12,551 --> 00:06:13,620 They're special. 143 00:06:13,724 --> 00:06:15,000 Patrick, this is an emergency. 144 00:06:15,103 --> 00:06:16,827 I lost my name tag this morning 145 00:06:16,931 --> 00:06:18,482 and I need to retrace my steps. 146 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:20,551 You lost your name tag? 147 00:06:23,206 --> 00:06:26,758 Okay, Patrick, you know the plan, right?! 148 00:06:26,862 --> 00:06:28,413 I got it, I got it. 149 00:06:28,517 --> 00:06:31,896 You're going to retrace your steps and when you walk by me 150 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,275 I say, "Hi," just like this morning. 151 00:06:34,379 --> 00:06:35,551 Perfect! 152 00:06:35,655 --> 00:06:38,034 Mm, I guess I should start with when I woke up. 153 00:06:38,137 --> 00:06:39,137 I sure hope this works. 154 00:06:40,758 --> 00:06:43,827 Good morning, world, and all who inhabit it. 155 00:06:43,931 --> 00:06:45,448 Awk! 156 00:06:48,965 --> 00:06:50,068 So far, so good. 157 00:06:54,724 --> 00:06:56,275 I don't see my name tag up here. 158 00:06:57,482 --> 00:07:00,034 Now that my horrific incident of terror is over 159 00:07:00,137 --> 00:07:02,172 how 'bout some breakfast? 160 00:07:02,275 --> 00:07:04,103 ♪ The most important meal of the day ♪ 161 00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:05,724 ♪ Serving it up Gary's way. ♪ 162 00:07:07,793 --> 00:07:09,000 Bleah! 163 00:07:09,103 --> 00:07:10,965 Okay. Next I just have to walk outside 164 00:07:11,068 --> 00:07:12,793 and say hi to Patrick. 165 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:16,965 Patrick! 166 00:07:17,068 --> 00:07:18,137 What? 167 00:07:18,241 --> 00:07:20,724 You were supposed to say hi to me. 168 00:07:20,827 --> 00:07:22,034 Hi. 169 00:07:22,137 --> 00:07:25,724 Oh. All right, let's take it from the top. 170 00:07:26,758 --> 00:07:27,965 Bye, SpongeBob. 171 00:07:28,068 --> 00:07:30,379 Don't forget your line this time! 172 00:07:30,482 --> 00:07:31,620 I won't. 173 00:07:31,724 --> 00:07:34,103 Good morning, world and all who inhabit it. 174 00:07:35,931 --> 00:07:38,241 ♪ The most important meal of the day ♪ 175 00:07:38,344 --> 00:07:40,241 ♪ La-la-la, Gary's way Bleah! 176 00:07:43,517 --> 00:07:45,965 Patrick, why didn't you say hi to me? 177 00:07:46,068 --> 00:07:47,689 What's my motivation? 178 00:07:47,793 --> 00:07:49,310 Forget the motivation. 179 00:07:49,413 --> 00:07:50,413 Just say hi! 180 00:07:56,689 --> 00:07:57,586 Hi, Patrick. 181 00:07:57,689 --> 00:07:58,965 Wait! I'm Patrick. 182 00:07:59,068 --> 00:08:00,068 I'm sorry. Sorry. 183 00:08:00,103 --> 00:08:01,965 I'm sorry. 184 00:08:02,068 --> 00:08:03,724 Let's try it again. 185 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:09,068 Bleah! 186 00:08:09,172 --> 00:08:10,827 Hi, SpongeBoob. 187 00:08:10,931 --> 00:08:11,965 SpongeBoob?! 188 00:08:12,068 --> 00:08:13,793 I-I said... ha-ha! 189 00:08:13,896 --> 00:08:15,689 Who's SpongeBoob? 190 00:08:15,793 --> 00:08:17,586 I said SpongeBoob! 191 00:08:19,137 --> 00:08:20,862 Again, again. Sorry, people. 192 00:08:24,172 --> 00:08:25,896 ♪ The most important meal of the day ♪ 193 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,896 ♪ Yeah, yeah, Gary's way. Bleah! 194 00:08:30,103 --> 00:08:31,827 I got the giggles. 195 00:08:31,931 --> 00:08:33,655 Oh, what's the use? 196 00:08:33,758 --> 00:08:36,965 I'll never find my name tag in time for inspection. 197 00:08:37,068 --> 00:08:38,206 Well, what did you do 198 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:40,172 after I said hi to you this morning? 199 00:08:40,275 --> 00:08:42,172 Hmm. Let's see. 200 00:08:42,275 --> 00:08:44,068 I skipped merrily to The Krusty Krab. 201 00:08:44,172 --> 00:08:45,965 Said hello to old man Jenkins. 202 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:47,068 Hi, Mr. J. 203 00:08:47,172 --> 00:08:49,206 Placed an apple on Mr. Krabs's desk 204 00:08:49,310 --> 00:08:51,379 and that's about it. 205 00:08:51,482 --> 00:08:53,793 Oh, and these two guys threw me in the dumpster. 206 00:08:55,103 --> 00:08:56,172 Yi-yi-yi. 207 00:08:56,275 --> 00:08:57,931 Good one, guys! 208 00:08:58,034 --> 00:08:59,103 Whoa! 209 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,448 That's it! 210 00:09:00,551 --> 00:09:03,172 Your name tag is in the apple 211 00:09:03,275 --> 00:09:04,931 on Mr. Krabs' desk. 212 00:09:05,034 --> 00:09:06,275 Patrick, you're a genius. 213 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,000 Oh, wait, he's probably thrown it away by now. 214 00:09:09,103 --> 00:09:11,413 Well, then, we'll look in the dumpster. 215 00:09:15,379 --> 00:09:17,172 What is that stench? 216 00:09:17,275 --> 00:09:19,482 That is the stench of discovery. 217 00:09:19,586 --> 00:09:22,413 Come on, buddy, I'll give you a boost. 218 00:09:23,103 --> 00:09:24,482 Hop on, pal. 219 00:09:24,586 --> 00:09:26,206 Yup-ho! 220 00:09:26,310 --> 00:09:28,862 Hey, it's not so bad, once you get used to it. 221 00:09:28,965 --> 00:09:31,068 I wish I had a nose. 222 00:09:31,172 --> 00:09:33,724 Come on in, buddy, the garbage is fine. 223 00:09:33,827 --> 00:09:35,896 Cannonball! 224 00:09:40,206 --> 00:09:41,206 You look over there 225 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:42,586 and I'll look over here. 226 00:09:42,689 --> 00:09:43,689 Okay. 227 00:09:46,896 --> 00:09:47,793 Patrick. 228 00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:49,689 I'm looking, I'm looking. 229 00:09:49,793 --> 00:09:51,000 Patrick. 230 00:09:51,103 --> 00:09:52,103 Patrick! 231 00:09:52,206 --> 00:09:53,620 I'm looking as fast as I can. 232 00:09:53,724 --> 00:09:54,931 Patrick!! 233 00:09:57,034 --> 00:09:58,793 Thank you. 234 00:09:58,896 --> 00:10:00,310 Here, let me get that. 235 00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:04,206 Hey, look... a Stingray 5000 single. 236 00:10:04,310 --> 00:10:05,862 Hey, these guys rock! 237 00:10:05,965 --> 00:10:08,000 Why would anybody throw this away? 238 00:10:08,103 --> 00:10:10,586 Have you forgotten what we're looking for 239 00:10:10,689 --> 00:10:13,310 knee deep in yesterday's Top 40 songs? 240 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:14,448 Yes. 241 00:10:14,551 --> 00:10:17,000 I'll give you a hint: Two words. 242 00:10:17,103 --> 00:10:18,241 First word, "my." 243 00:10:18,344 --> 00:10:20,344 Second word, "name tag." 244 00:10:20,448 --> 00:10:22,482 Could I have another hint? 245 00:10:24,965 --> 00:10:26,379 Patrick, I would love to sit here 246 00:10:26,482 --> 00:10:28,206 and play "20 Questions" with you 247 00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:30,620 but I've only got one minute till inspection. 248 00:10:30,724 --> 00:10:31,931 Aah! One minute?! 249 00:10:32,034 --> 00:10:33,172 Hurry, Patrick! 250 00:10:33,275 --> 00:10:34,689 We don't have much time. 251 00:10:39,379 --> 00:10:40,551 Hey, SpongeBob. 252 00:10:40,655 --> 00:10:41,655 Not now, Patrick. 253 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,206 I know where your name tag is. 254 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,551 Where? Where? 255 00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:45,896 Uh... 256 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,275 I can't remember. 257 00:10:47,379 --> 00:10:50,137 Patrick, I don't have time for this. 258 00:10:50,241 --> 00:10:51,137 There it is! 259 00:10:51,241 --> 00:10:52,620 Where?! 260 00:10:52,724 --> 00:10:54,103 Uh. I forgot again. 261 00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:56,551 Patrick, are you with me or against me? 262 00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:59,517 Well, could you give me a hint? 263 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:00,862 There! I see it! 264 00:11:00,965 --> 00:11:03,310 Yeah, yeah, yeah... The boy who cried, "Name tag." 265 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,793 If you're not going to help me 266 00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:07,206 then just go crawl back under your rock. 267 00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:11,206 Well, at least I don't wear my shirt backwards. 268 00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:14,482 My shirt backward? What the...? 269 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,310 My shirt's on backwards! 270 00:11:17,413 --> 00:11:20,344 I had my identity all along. 271 00:11:21,551 --> 00:11:23,206 Oh, and just in time. 272 00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:24,827 Thanks, Patrick. 273 00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:26,379 Don't mention it, buddy. 274 00:11:27,206 --> 00:11:30,241 Fall in for inspection! 275 00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:32,379 All right, you two. 276 00:11:33,551 --> 00:11:35,551 Hat and uniform seem to be in order. 277 00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:36,827 Hmm... 278 00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:40,655 Promise me you'll shave tonight and you pass. 279 00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:42,000 Hoo-rah. 280 00:11:42,862 --> 00:11:44,103 Okay, boy, your turn. 281 00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:46,931 I think you'll find everything ship-shape. 282 00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:52,275 Jumping jellyfish, what's that stench? 283 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,206 Uh, discovery? 284 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:58,965 And that's how I got my identity back. 285 00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:00,344 Welp, that's my story. 286 00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:04,655 Well, you managed to kill 11 minutes. 287 00:12:06,413 --> 00:12:08,551 Thanks, uh... 288 00:12:08,655 --> 00:12:09,655 Betty. 289 00:12:09,724 --> 00:12:11,586 What? Oh, sweetie, I'm not Betty. 290 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:15,310 I just borrowed her uniform while mine's at the cleaners. 291 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,862 Ah, The Krusty Krab 292 00:12:31,965 --> 00:12:34,620 home of the delicious Krabby Patty 293 00:12:34,724 --> 00:12:36,827 and its super-secret recipe. 294 00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:39,448 Attention, Krusty Krab crew! 295 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,000 All hands report immediately! 296 00:12:42,103 --> 00:12:44,931 Fry Cook SpongeBob reporting, sir! 297 00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:47,000 What's all the yelling about? 298 00:12:47,103 --> 00:12:48,931 Today is the 25th anniversary 299 00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:51,655 of the first time me archenemy Plankton 300 00:12:51,758 --> 00:12:53,620 ever tried to steal me secret 301 00:12:53,724 --> 00:12:55,034 Krabby Patty formula. 302 00:12:55,137 --> 00:12:57,310 Can I have the secret formula? 303 00:12:57,413 --> 00:12:58,689 No! Okay. 304 00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:00,862 But he was persistent. 305 00:13:00,965 --> 00:13:02,965 Pretty please? Uh-huh. 306 00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:04,482 He used disguise... 307 00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:10,206 Super-science... 308 00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:16,206 civil disobedience... 309 00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:18,793 and I always came out on top. 310 00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:20,103 Fascinating. 311 00:13:20,206 --> 00:13:22,931 But thousands of failures have made him crafty 312 00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:25,241 so keep your eyes open. 313 00:13:25,344 --> 00:13:27,206 You never know what trick he'll use 314 00:13:27,310 --> 00:13:29,586 to steal me secret Krabby Patty formula. 315 00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:32,310 What a quaint restaurant. 316 00:13:32,413 --> 00:13:34,827 I think I will sample their wares. 317 00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:36,827 Ooh, how weird... 318 00:13:36,931 --> 00:13:39,172 A machine made to look like a customer. 319 00:13:39,275 --> 00:13:42,448 SpongeBob, why don't you go hose out the men's room. 320 00:13:42,551 --> 00:13:43,965 With pleasure, sir! 321 00:13:44,068 --> 00:13:46,068 I'lltake this one. 322 00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:49,655 Welcome to The Krusty Krab, sir. 323 00:13:49,758 --> 00:13:51,344 May I help you? 324 00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:52,482 Yes, please. 325 00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:55,068 I'd like an order of chili coral bits. 326 00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:57,965 You sure you don't want a Krabby Patty? 327 00:13:58,068 --> 00:13:59,793 No, thank you. 328 00:13:59,896 --> 00:14:01,310 Will this cover it? 329 00:14:01,413 --> 00:14:03,344 Uh... sure. 330 00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:05,379 Here you go. 331 00:14:07,034 --> 00:14:09,034 Good day. 332 00:14:09,137 --> 00:14:11,827 Hm. I was sure it was one of Plankton's tricks. 333 00:14:11,931 --> 00:14:13,482 Well, at least his money's good. 334 00:14:14,827 --> 00:14:17,413 Aha! 335 00:14:17,517 --> 00:14:21,068 Plankton! You knew I would never distrust a dollar! 336 00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:22,551 That's right, Krabs. 337 00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:25,931 Now, hand over the secret Krabby Patty formula! 338 00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,827 Or what? 339 00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:29,275 I don't know. 340 00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:31,413 I never thought I'd get this far. 341 00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:34,344 Well, then, allow me to suggest your next move. 342 00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:38,620 Yowww! 343 00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:40,344 Curse you, Krabs! 344 00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:45,482 And now for the chaser. 345 00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:53,344 You just wait, Krabs! 346 00:14:53,448 --> 00:14:56,517 Next time I'll... 347 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:58,137 Who am I kidding? 348 00:14:58,241 --> 00:15:02,344 At least I can go home to a wife who understands. 349 00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:06,172 So, tell me what happened. 350 00:15:06,275 --> 00:15:08,103 I don't want to talk about it. 351 00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:10,103 Talking will make you feel better. 352 00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:11,517 Leave me alone. 353 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:15,000 That's your problem... You never let anyone in. 354 00:15:15,103 --> 00:15:16,862 Plankton the rock, Plankton the loner. 355 00:15:16,965 --> 00:15:18,758 And she's off, ladies and gentlemen. 356 00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:20,310 You have to do everything yourself. 357 00:15:20,413 --> 00:15:23,000 That's why everything you try ends up like this. 358 00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:26,172 And like this. 359 00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:30,000 And more recently, like this. 360 00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:39,034 I'm a failure! 361 00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:41,103 It's not that bad. 362 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,517 You just require a little help. 363 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,482 Maybe some henchmen. 364 00:15:45,586 --> 00:15:46,586 Henchmen? 365 00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:48,344 Yes. What you need to do 366 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,827 is surround yourself with muscular tough guys 367 00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:54,000 who will do whatever you say. 368 00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:55,620 I like the sound of that. 369 00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:59,655 I'll canvass all the seediest lowbrow dives in town 370 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,413 to find my minions. 371 00:16:01,517 --> 00:16:05,000 And I know just how to speak their language. 372 00:16:05,103 --> 00:16:08,448 Felicitations, malefactors! 373 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,241 I am endeavoring to misappropriate 374 00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:13,241 the formulary for the preparation 375 00:16:13,344 --> 00:16:16,103 of affordable comestibles. 376 00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:18,172 Who will join me?! 377 00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:21,413 I don't get it... No matter what I do 378 00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:26,103 I always end up being squashed by someone bigger than me. 379 00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:28,206 Oh, come on. 380 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:31,620 I think you're overreacting. 381 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,172 Sorry. 382 00:16:33,275 --> 00:16:35,862 That's okay... I'm no different 383 00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:39,068 than the millions of other plankton in the sea. 384 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,724 The plankton family 385 00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:44,172 has always been pushed around and stepped on. 386 00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:46,758 Wait. That's it. 387 00:16:46,862 --> 00:16:49,103 Acting alone, we're powerless 388 00:16:49,206 --> 00:16:51,655 but united, the plankton family 389 00:16:51,758 --> 00:16:54,517 could be a real pain in the belly! 390 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:58,206 Krabs may think one plankton is no problem 391 00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,379 but let's see him take on two 392 00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:01,379 or ten 393 00:17:01,482 --> 00:17:02,206 or 100 394 00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:03,689 or 1,000! 395 00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,517 And why stop there? 396 00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:12,551 I'll gather every family member from every corner of the ocean. 397 00:17:12,655 --> 00:17:14,689 The entire plankton family 398 00:17:14,793 --> 00:17:16,724 under one roof! 399 00:17:18,379 --> 00:17:20,206 Krabs won't stand a chance 400 00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:22,413 against the staggering intellect 401 00:17:22,517 --> 00:17:25,724 of a million super-smart criminal masterminds! 402 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:28,896 They're here! 403 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,344 Welcome, brethren! 404 00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:36,620 Hey, look here, buddy... It's Cousin Plankton! 405 00:17:36,724 --> 00:17:38,896 Yee-haw! 406 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,896 I've been away from home longer than I thought. 407 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,448 Well, howdy, cousin! 408 00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:44,655 Guh... 409 00:17:44,758 --> 00:17:46,241 It's me, Clem. 410 00:17:46,344 --> 00:17:48,103 Of course, you remember Zeke 411 00:17:48,206 --> 00:17:50,206 Rufus, Jete, Billy Bob, Billy Jim 412 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:52,206 Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly 413 00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:53,586 Doug, Enos... 414 00:17:53,689 --> 00:17:55,724 Julio, Fletcher McGee, Rainchild... 415 00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:57,655 All right, I get it! 416 00:17:57,758 --> 00:18:01,413 I mean, uh, come inside, make yourself at home. 417 00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:04,689 I'd like you to meet my computer wife, Karen. 418 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:08,758 Golly, she sure is pretty, Sheldon. 419 00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:10,206 Sheldon? 420 00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:13,068 Yes, that's my first name. 421 00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:17,137 Sheldon?! Will you please...? 422 00:18:17,241 --> 00:18:19,827 I'm sorry. All right 423 00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:22,344 as I was saying... 424 00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:25,103 Okay, we all know Sheldon's a funny name. 425 00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:28,310 O-ho-kay. Okay, I'm done. 426 00:18:28,413 --> 00:18:30,068 No more.Good. 427 00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:32,241 To continue. 428 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:33,965 Only you can bring honor... 429 00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:39,172 And dignity... 430 00:18:42,896 --> 00:18:44,310 Back to the plankton... 431 00:18:49,413 --> 00:18:51,000 For years, it has been my goal 432 00:18:51,103 --> 00:18:54,137 to acquire the secret formula for... 433 00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:56,172 Okay, that's enough! 434 00:18:56,275 --> 00:18:57,517 Sheldon! Ha... 435 00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,689 Bottom line: we invade The Krusty Krab 436 00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:01,896 so I can steal the secret formula. 437 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,379 What do you think? 438 00:19:03,482 --> 00:19:05,103 Uh, what's in it for us? 439 00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:07,344 Hey, what about us?! 440 00:19:07,448 --> 00:19:09,724 Well, what do you want? 441 00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:13,310 Garsh! Could I get a new string for my banjo? 442 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,758 And another boot to match this 'un? 443 00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:18,448 And some more memory for my laptop? 444 00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:20,103 What about root beer? 445 00:19:20,206 --> 00:19:21,655 Root beer?! 446 00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:24,034 Help me get the secret formula 447 00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:28,379 and you can have as much root beer as you can drink. 448 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:33,689 Victory, thy name is plankton! 449 00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:36,241 Well, Mr. Squidward 450 00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:39,137 it's almost closing time, and we haven't seen 451 00:19:39,241 --> 00:19:41,620 eye or antenna of old Plankton for hours. 452 00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:45,137 Yes, sir, I think this time, he's finally given up... 453 00:19:45,241 --> 00:19:48,379 Attention, Krusty Krab management. 454 00:19:48,482 --> 00:19:50,206 This is your better speaking. 455 00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:51,448 What?! 456 00:19:51,551 --> 00:19:54,413 I have the restaurant surrounded. 457 00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:56,448 Give me the secret formula 458 00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:59,310 or I'll destroy The Krusty Krab. 459 00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:01,655 Eh, you and what army, bug? 460 00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:03,310 What army? 461 00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:04,862 What army?! 462 00:20:04,965 --> 00:20:07,379 Look around you, Krabs. 463 00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:09,862 You planted grass? 464 00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:11,034 Grass?! 465 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:16,344 Uh-oh. 466 00:20:23,275 --> 00:20:25,758 You'll never get away with it, Plankton! 467 00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:29,172 You're right... the pipes are much too narrow. 468 00:20:29,275 --> 00:20:34,482 Besides, what I really want is the Krabby Patty formula. 469 00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:36,758 Well, you might as well forget it! 470 00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:39,448 The formula is locked away in me safe 471 00:20:39,551 --> 00:20:41,793 and I'll never give you the combination. 472 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,310 Silence! 473 00:20:44,413 --> 00:20:47,344 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 474 00:20:48,965 --> 00:20:52,241 I think you'll find we're more than capable 475 00:20:52,344 --> 00:20:55,275 of figuring it out for ourselves. 476 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,724 Oh, boys? 477 00:21:01,206 --> 00:21:03,448 That's it... A little to the left. 478 00:21:03,551 --> 00:21:04,620 Curse you plankton 479 00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:06,517 and your ability to join together 480 00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:08,655 to form a working human ear. 481 00:21:13,379 --> 00:21:15,896 Hot dog! 482 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,586 Yes! 483 00:21:18,689 --> 00:21:21,896 It's mine! The formula's mine! 484 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,034 After all these years, it's finally mine! 485 00:21:28,586 --> 00:21:31,172 Let it be known that on this day 486 00:21:31,275 --> 00:21:34,379 I, Sheldon J. Plankton 487 00:21:34,482 --> 00:21:38,241 single-handedly overthrew The Krusty Krab! 488 00:21:38,344 --> 00:21:41,068 Ahem! 489 00:21:42,793 --> 00:21:47,482 A-And if course, I had a little help from the family. 490 00:21:47,586 --> 00:21:50,034 Plankton, wait! You can't look at the formula! 491 00:21:50,137 --> 00:21:51,931 Begging won't help. 492 00:21:52,034 --> 00:21:54,620 I'm telling you, you won't be able to handle the truth. 493 00:21:54,724 --> 00:21:56,517 There's some things in this world 494 00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:58,586 that weren't meant for mortal eyes. 495 00:21:58,689 --> 00:21:59,793 Eye. 496 00:21:59,896 --> 00:22:01,068 Eye. 497 00:22:01,172 --> 00:22:02,551 I don't care. 498 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,551 Drumroll, please! 499 00:22:06,862 --> 00:22:09,413 Finally, after all these years 500 00:22:09,517 --> 00:22:14,103 I'm about to find out what makes a Krabby Patty taste so good. 501 00:22:14,206 --> 00:22:18,413 The secret recipe for one Krabby Patty is... 502 00:22:18,517 --> 00:22:20,103 "A pinch of salt..." 503 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,482 Plankton, wait! 504 00:22:21,586 --> 00:22:24,482 "three teaspoons of chopped onions..." 505 00:22:24,586 --> 00:22:25,586 I'm warning you. 506 00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:27,931 "a cup of love..." 507 00:22:28,034 --> 00:22:29,034 Don't do it! 508 00:22:29,137 --> 00:22:30,448 "mixed together 509 00:22:30,551 --> 00:22:33,448 "with the most important ingredient of all... 510 00:22:33,551 --> 00:22:36,827 "four heaping pounds of freshly ground... 511 00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:39,793 plankton"? 512 00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:42,620 I warned you. 513 00:22:55,793 --> 00:22:58,068 Hey, why ain't you running? 514 00:22:58,172 --> 00:22:59,965 Well, I can't read. 515 00:23:00,068 --> 00:23:01,551 Get out of here. 516 00:23:01,655 --> 00:23:03,241 Hyuh, hyuh, hyuh, hyuh. 517 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,655 Hey, guys. Did I miss anything? 518 00:23:08,758 --> 00:23:11,689 Mr. Krabs, is this really the secret ingredient 519 00:23:11,793 --> 00:23:13,482 for the Krabby Patty? 520 00:23:13,586 --> 00:23:14,758 Of course not. 521 00:23:14,862 --> 00:23:16,827 And Plankton'll probably figure that out 522 00:23:16,931 --> 00:23:19,517 and be back again to find out what the real formula is. 523 00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:21,517 But don't worry, boys... 524 00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:23,689 The formula's safe from harm. 525 00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:26,344 I got it hidden in me most secret hiding place... 526 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:30,241 A place no one, not even Plankton, would ever figure out. 527 00:23:32,103 --> 00:23:35,413 Let me guess... it's at home under your mattress. 528 00:23:36,655 --> 00:23:41,275 Curse you, Squidward! 529 00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:49,172 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 530 00:23:49,275 --> 00:23:51,413 and NICKELODEON 531 00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:54,758 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org